Parallel Planet 1 - Almeria to Jaén (with a bit of Granada)
We're in Úbeda, city of stone lions with cruel faces and puppy paws. We're at an evening concert in an austere courtyard bordered by orange trees. Concerto Iris is playing Olivier Messaien's Quartet For The End of Time. The weather has changed from hot sunshine a few hours ago, to dark clouds driven by a spiteful wind. The slender orange trees writhe like doomed heroines. More than once, the cellist has to put down his instrument and run for his music, and the pianist's page-turner has flung herself bodily across the top of the piano to hold the fluttering manuscript in place. Every few minutes a group of pinched-looking people get up and leave. At the end, the beautiful Russian violinist rests her head on the cellist's shoulder and cries.
Another night. Jaén city. We're perched at the bar in Taberna El Gorrión in Jaén city. We´ve just ordered our fourth glass of vino araña, drawn from the burnished barrels behind the bar. Under our noses, a little tower of white chalk hieroglyphs is rising on the blackened wood bar top that runs almost the width of the big crowded room. Behind the bar in a glass case is a 90-year old ham, affectionately nicknamed Tutanjamón.
We've got in with a fast crowd: a college reunion of 40-something women with clever, mobile faces and an impish man in his sixties with a snow-white Dali moustache and beard. Talk and laughter rise to a crescendo as sweet wine and topaz-yellow manchego cheese, the bar's signature tapa, are passed over our heads. (The cheese has been specially made for the taberna since 1906). It's a memorable night at the start of a long journey.
Regular Andalucid readers will have grasped that what Fred and I love to do most is to travel, see new stuff, eat and drink. So when Lonely Planet suddenly asked if we could cover Andalucia for their new Spain guide (Spain 7, out March 2009), we kind of thought we would.
But in case anyone feels stirrings of envy, there is an upside and a downside to this miracle.
Downside: seven hotels in ten days. Four tanks of ruinous petrol for the old Jeep, dozens of indifferent yet not inexpensive meals. And the pressure of a tight deadline, and the anticipation of covering simmering Cordoba and Sevilla in July, when the sane and solvent residents are leaving in droves for their country cortijos.
But then I remember sitting in my refrigerated office-tomb near Washington DC, staring out of the barred window at the barred window opposite, dreaming of maybe getting a life, never dreaming how much life I'd actually get, here in Andalucia.
So look out for us this summer, tired but happy, in Huelva, Sevilla, Malaga, Gibraltar, Cordoba and Granada. We'll probably be heading for the nearest bodega, with expressions of stern duty and a battered copy of Lonely Planet Spain.




































